Opinion Juggler T-Shirts

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

That party went well.

Introducing...Anagraman.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

New Ideas in Business.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Translating . . . poetry.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

'But you got a second interview, that's something.'

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Always right.

The Russian Circus

Contrary opinions matter

Sitting man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'Attack!'

And you say that's your most noteworthy qualification?

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

Stress Relief for CEOs

Merkel & Europe

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Caution falling books

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."