Ideological Juggler Gifts

Liberal me meets conservative me!

Introducing...Anagraman.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

New Ideas in Business.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Sitting man.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

The Russian Circus

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Attack!'

Home/work masks.

Caution falling books

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."