Operating Room Clown Gifts

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Very funny!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'Say, please.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

"I can catch-you can't throw."

The Grim Reaper as a surgical assistant.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Lunch!'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'