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Opening A Clinic Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to mark the exciting event of opening a clinic? Our collection offers witty, warm, and inspiring products that celebrate healthcare professionals and entrepreneurs embarking on this new chapter. From mugs to art prints, find the perfect gift to honor your friend's or colleague's achievement and new beginnings.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
"Check out this new store."
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'
"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"
'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'
Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'
Hanging out your shingle
Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.
'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'
Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!
Infectious Disease Treatment Area
Bob's DIY Store
"I never expected you to pay through the nose."
"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."
'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)
"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."
City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)
"You have natural causes.''
'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'
Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'
The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.
'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'
Library Waiting to Happen
"He seems to have done a complete turnaround."
"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."
Tuxedo company.
"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."
"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."
Opening A Clinic Gifts Collection
Opening A Clinic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for healthcare entrepreneurs and clinic owners. Celebrate the new beginning with a humorous or inspiring print on a mug they’ll cherish.
Opening A Clinic Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that make a wonderful gift for someone launching a clinic. Add comfort and a smile as they start this exciting journey.
Opening A Clinic Prints
Browse our art prints that commemorate the opening of a clinic—ideal for decorating the new space or celebrating a significant milestone.
Opening A Clinic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for those opening a new clinic. Stylish, witty, and a great way to celebrate this professional milestone.