Opening A Clinic Prints

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Check out this new store."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

Hanging out your shingle

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

Bob's DIY Store

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)

"You have natural causes.''

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Library Waiting to Happen

"He seems to have done a complete turnaround."

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

Tuxedo company.

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."