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Opening A Clinic T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that announces the new clinic with wit and style—ideal for team members or clinic owners eager to share their achievement and passion.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
"Check out this new store."
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'
"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"
'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'
Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'
Hanging out your shingle
Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.
'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'
Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!
Infectious Disease Treatment Area
Bob's DIY Store
"I never expected you to pay through the nose."
"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."
'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)
"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."
City Clinic. A Mangled Care Facility. Yeah, but suppose it's not a typo. (Published originally on 9/1/2004.)
"You have natural causes.''
'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'
Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'
The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.
'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'
Library Waiting to Happen
"He seems to have done a complete turnaround."
"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."
Tuxedo company.
"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."
"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."
Opening A Clinic T-Shirts Collection
Opening A Clinic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for healthcare entrepreneurs and clinic owners. Celebrate the new beginning with a humorous or inspiring print on a mug they’ll cherish.
Opening A Clinic Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that make a wonderful gift for someone launching a clinic. Add comfort and a smile as they start this exciting journey.
Opening A Clinic Prints
Browse our art prints that commemorate the opening of a clinic—ideal for decorating the new space or celebrating a significant milestone.