Opening Medical Practice T-Shirts

'Now all I need is an office.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Surgery Instructions.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Hanging out your shingle

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

"Kevorkian was confident of victory. Heimlich only had the one maneuver."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.