Opening A Veterinary Clinic Gifts

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Quick, start the car!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Conspiracy Cat

'Who's next?'

"He wants a second opinion."

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."