Hanging out your shingle
Opening A New Practice Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift to honor someone launching their new practice? Our collection offers witty and inspiring products that celebrate this major career milestone. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a motivational print, or a cozy pillow, find something that acknowledges their hard work and bright future. These gifts are great for new chiropractors, therapists, or any professional opening their own practice, adding a personal touch to their new workspace.
"We're a very small international conglomerate."
'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.
'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'
No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club
'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'
"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"
'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'
Modular Offices
'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'
'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'
"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"
'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)
"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."
"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."
"It does make a statement."
'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'
'Flexi-space.'
'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'
"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."
Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.
"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."
'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'
'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'
Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.
A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.
"We have two offices throughout the world."
'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....
Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians
'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'
Office for rent and Hooray!
Sale. Everything Must Go.
Opening A New Practice Gifts Collection
Opening A New Practice Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for anyone starting a new practice. Find witty, motivational, or personalized mugs that make a great congratulatory gift.
Opening A New Practice Pillows
Shop our pillows to add comfort and encouragement to their new workspace. Featuring fun and motivational designs, it's a thoughtful gift for new practice owners.
Opening A New Practice Prints
Browse our inspiring prints perfect for decorating a new practice. Celebrate this milestone with artistic designs that motivate and personalize the space.
Opening A New Practice T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for new practice owners. Funny, inspiring, and unique, these shirts are ideal for celebrating this exciting new career chapter.