Starting A New Law Practice Gifts

Embarking on the journey of starting a new law practice is a momentous occasion. Our collection of witty and thoughtful items is curated to motivate and celebrate legal entrepreneurs as they take their first steps into the legal world. Find the perfect gift that combines humor, professionalism, and encouragement for your favorite new lawyer.

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.' mockup

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

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'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.' mockup

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

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'Where's my glove?'

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Separation

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard. mockup

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!' mockup

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.' mockup

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

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"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!" mockup

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

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Dentist Training School.

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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. mockup

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.'' mockup

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

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"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years." mockup

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

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'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..' mockup

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

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Hanging out your shingle

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'Must you be so judgemental?'

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"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!" mockup

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

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"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!" mockup

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

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'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.' mockup

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

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"I charge by the grain."

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Sports Lawyers

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'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.' mockup

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

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"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them." mockup

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

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All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him mockup

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

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Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972 mockup

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

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"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch." mockup

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

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'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.' mockup

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

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"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money." mockup

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

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'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.' mockup

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'

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"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!" mockup

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

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"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print." mockup

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

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"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing." mockup

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

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Starting A New Law Practice Gifts Collection

Starting A New Law Practice Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed for new lawyers—funny, motivational, and perfect for brightening their mornings.

Starting A New Law Practice Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a touch of humor and style to the workspace of freshly minted attorneys.

Starting A New Law Practice Prints

Decorate your legal star’s office with inspiring prints crafted to celebrate their new practice journey.

Starting A New Law Practice T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts celebrating law practice startups—witty, stylish, and perfect for every legal professional.