Starting A New Practice Gifts

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"We thought this was more realistic."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Dentist Training School.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"You can do it!"

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Hanging out your shingle

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

Beginning of the school year

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972