Starting A New Practice Pillows

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"We thought this was more realistic."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Dentist Training School.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Hanging out your shingle

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"You can do it!"

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Beginning of the school year

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."