Launching A Medical Practice Pillows

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Hanging out your shingle

Business Builders

Gambling on office building construction

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'This company started from scratch.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.