Opening A New Dental Practice Pillows

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Dentist Training School.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Hanging out your shingle

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"It does make a statement."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

'Flexi-space.'