New Dental Practice Pillows

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'You shouldn't have.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

Dentist Training School.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Hanging out your shingle

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Dentist Suction

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

"We have two offices throughout the world."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

Needles

Tooth Fairy at the Dentist

'Now all I need is an office.'