Launching A Medical Practice Mugs

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Gambling on office building construction

Business Builders

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Hanging out your shingle

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'This company started from scratch.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.