Starting A Medical Practice Gifts

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

"This giant chunk of my salary goes to student loans, this chunk goes to malpractice insurance, and this giant chunk goes to taxes. All I'm asking is to increase this tiny sliver of actual free and clear income..."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Dentist Training School.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Surgery Instructions.

Hanging out your shingle

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"Kevorkian was confident of victory. Heimlich only had the one maneuver."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'Virtual patient.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'