Starting A Dental Practice Gifts

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Separation

'Where's my glove?'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Dentist Training School.

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Dentist Suction

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

Needles

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

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