Starting Dental Practice Gifts

Dentist Training School.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

Dracula's tooth.

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

Needles

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'