Opening A Dental Practice Gifts

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Dentist Training School.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Hanging out your shingle

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Dentist Suction

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

Needles

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

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