Opening A Dental Practice Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone embarking on their dental practice adventure? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that acknowledge the dedication and humor needed to start a new dental career.

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Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

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'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.' mockup

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club mockup

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

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'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.' mockup

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!' mockup

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

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Dentist Training School.

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"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!" mockup

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

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'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.'' mockup

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

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Hanging out your shingle

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'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..' mockup

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

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'Must you be so judgemental?'

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"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!" mockup

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

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"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch." mockup

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

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All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him mockup

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

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'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.' mockup

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

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Dentist Suction

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27 attorneys. No waiting.

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'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.' mockup

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

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'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!' mockup

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

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'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.' mockup

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

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Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice. mockup

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

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'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.' mockup

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

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'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum.... mockup

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

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'I take it, you're just starting out.' mockup

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

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A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall. mockup

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

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'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.' mockup

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

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Needles

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'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.' mockup

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

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These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.' mockup

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

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Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs.

Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs. mockup

Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs.

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"This giant chunk of my salary goes to student loans, this chunk goes to malpractice insurance, and this giant chunk goes to taxes. All I'm asking is to increase this tiny sliver of actual free and clear income..."

"This giant chunk of my salary goes to student loans, this chunk goes to malpractice insurance, and this giant chunk goes to taxes. All I'm asking is to increase this tiny sliver of actual free and clear income..."

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Opening A Dental Practice Gifts Collection

Opening A Dental Practice Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating new dental practices—perfect for dentists and their teams to start the day with a smile.

Opening A Dental Practice Pillows

Find pillows that add a touch of humor and comfort to dental offices or homes of new practice owners—perfect for brightening any space.

Opening A Dental Practice Prints

View our selection of inspiring prints that honor the accomplishment of opening a new dental practice. Ideal for decorating the office or as a gift.

Opening A Dental Practice T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase pride in the dental profession and the excitement of starting a new practice. Great for team outings or casual office wear.