New Dental Practice Opening Gifts

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Modular Offices

Dentist Training School.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Hanging out your shingle

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

Dentist Suction

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

This will be a banner day for you!

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Tooth Pulling Cork

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening