New Dental Practice Opening Gifts

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Dentist Training School.

Modular Offices

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Hanging out your shingle

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

This will be a banner day for you!

Tooth Pulling Cork

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'