Opening A Dental Office Gifts

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Modular Offices

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Dentist Training School.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Hanging out your shingle

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"It does make a statement."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Flexi-space.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."