Starting A Dental Practice Mugs

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'Where's my glove?'

Separation

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Dentist Training School.

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

'As an amnesiac, we'll slowly build memory. Now, pay me and then try to remember paying me.'

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

'I can't afford to marry you, Sara. You're my best patient.'

Needles

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

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"This giant chunk of my salary goes to student loans, this chunk goes to malpractice insurance, and this giant chunk goes to taxes. All I'm asking is to increase this tiny sliver of actual free and clear income..."