Starting A New Law Firm Gifts

ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The company's founder was a man of few words, but apparently buy and sell were all he needed.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."