Opening A New Law Firm Gifts

'Figley, Coyne & Dudley: New York, Houston, Chicago, San Quentin & Leavenworth.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Hanging out your shingle

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

"It does make a statement."