Opening A New Law Firm Pillows

'Figley, Coyne & Dudley: New York, Houston, Chicago, San Quentin & Leavenworth.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Hanging out your shingle

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him