Joining A Law Firm Pillows

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

Corporate Lawyers

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'This is my child. . . do you want him to starve?'

'John's decision to move had really highlighted the problems with lockstep.'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'

Christmas Unicorn

Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

Deep pockets on line two.

"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"Welcome to the company, Barnes. All we have to do now is mark you with our brand."