Open School Night Gifts

'Your son pays attention in class, but only to his iPod and cell phone.'

Zombie standup

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Taking a peek at the audience

Before the Internet

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Paul goes home for the holidays

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

City centre pub.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Bravo!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But