Open School Night T-Shirts

'Your son pays attention in class, but only to his iPod and cell phone.'

Zombie standup

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Yearbook

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Taking a peek at the audience

Before the Internet

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Paul goes home for the holidays

The Re-Opening of Schools

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

King of Music.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

City centre pub.

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Bravo!