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'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Big Bang Theory.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Night-shift entrance

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Hole in forty-seven.

Mouse shopping after hours

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

TV Repair 101.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Let's just say that he could grow up to be Vice-President.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Your son pays attention in class, but only to his iPod and cell phone.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Parliamentary night sitting.

'One grande All-Nighter with room?!'

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."