School Night T-Shirts

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Before the Internet

E-Baying @ The Moon

Paul goes home for the holidays

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Parent Involvement Tip #1

City centre pub.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"No conifering, please."

TV Repair 101.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Giant cat at school open night.

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'