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'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

TV Repair 101.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Parent/Teacher conjugation

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

"What did I learn in school today? - Frankly, Mom, you're better off not knowing."

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

"Do you have to believe everything a teacher, Principal and Superintendent tell you?"

I hate autumn!

'Okay, so I failed all the tests and never handed in an assignment. So what's your point?'

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'