Open House Fan Gifts

'You'll love this split level maisonette...' (man falls down split level).

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Sick Building Syndrome

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

3D Theatre

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

The Rural Bidet...

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

Gardener of the Year.

Two birds refuel.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

Pandemic Orphans

Paddlithic Period

'I knew she was a kicker.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Home repair. M.B. Ravelle. Licensed Pastry Chef.

'Oh no! It's the man from The Enlightenment!'

'Mind your head'

'Is this the open house?'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."