Open House Fan Pillows

'You'll love this split level maisonette...' (man falls down split level).

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Sick Building Syndrome

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

3D Theatre

The Rural Bidet...

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

Gardener of the Year.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Two birds refuel.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Paddlithic Period

Pandemic Orphans

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Home repair. M.B. Ravelle. Licensed Pastry Chef.

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Mind your head'

'Oh no! It's the man from The Enlightenment!'

'Is this the open house?'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'