Property Show Fan Gifts

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

House hunting is cruel.

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

William and Real Estate

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

Real estate.

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"We've townsized."

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.