Online Symptom Checker Gifts

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Palm Top Readings

"Next!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

You have a hangover!

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

Devils and Angels

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

"I've found a diagnosis on the internet...maybe I should get a second opinion from my doctor."

"There's no known treatment for it, but I can refer you to some great related content."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'

Sara M. Decided for once not to check Web MD

'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead but I came in for a second opinion.'