Internet Symptom Searcher Gifts

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"Next!"

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

You have a hangover!

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

'Have you tried Googling that?'

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"I knew it. I just KNEW it. How long have I had this condition, doctor? Is there a cure? Oh, God, it just had to be disease, didn't it..." Cathy finds out that she has hypochondria.

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

I Google, therefore I am.

"...'How to alleviate lower back pain.'"

Christmas Quiz: Is it covid, a hangover, or just life with small children?

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!