Internet Symptom Searcher Pillows

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

"Next!"

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

You have a hangover!

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."

"I knew it. I just KNEW it. How long have I had this condition, doctor? Is there a cure? Oh, God, it just had to be disease, didn't it..." Cathy finds out that she has hypochondria.

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

Christmas Quiz: Is it covid, a hangover, or just life with small children?

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!

"I'm pretty sure you don't have it, pumpkin. Plus I don't think "reverse nausea" is even a thing."