Symptom Analyzer Pillows

Add personality to their space with cozy pillows that feature witty takes on symptoms and health analysis—comfortable, fun, and conversation-starting.

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"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!" mockup

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.' mockup

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

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"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat." mockup

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.' mockup

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

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'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....' mockup

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

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'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!' mockup

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

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"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

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'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

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"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!" mockup

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

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Road Guilt

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"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight." mockup

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

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"Next!"

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"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy." mockup

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

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"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!" mockup

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

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Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

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"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it." mockup

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

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'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...' mockup

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

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'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.' mockup

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

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Protests

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"How's the self-diagnosis coming?" mockup

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

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"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything." mockup

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

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Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'. mockup

Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.

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The Grumpometer.

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'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.'

'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.' mockup

'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.'

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Actress on botox expressing emotion. mockup

Actress on botox expressing emotion.

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"I think I may have stood next to someone who might have been near a place where they suspect one of their customer's partners could have had a temperature... So I've come for a Covid test."

"I think I may have stood next to someone who might have been near a place where they suspect one of their customer's partners could have had a temperature... So I've come for a Covid test."

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