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'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

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'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Cat Seance

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

I am one with stupid.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.