Online Spiritualist Mugs

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

I am one with stupid.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.