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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"You're on mute."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

Mind reading institute - 'You can say that again!'

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'The spirit is very positive about your future...'

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

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'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'I felt the glass move!'

'I keep getting his answering machine.'

"It's your mom. She says sit up straight and stop biting your nails."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"I have grave news."

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"Your husband says BOO!"

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."