Online Persona Shaper Pillows

"I keep changing my profile picture."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Motorway of the Self

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Likes Makes Right

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Types of online-ing

Personality Test - No Result

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"What should I use for our scream name?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"Dude, loosen up!"