Online Persona Crafter Pillows

Types of online-ing

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"I usually work in snow."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Likes Makes Right

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

Downcycling with Debbie

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

Easy knitting project

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"I post therefore I am."

"I considered becoming a vegan but I'm trying to make my social media profile a little less annoying."

'Sorry, you have the wrong background for the job.'

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'