Online Persona Crafter T-Shirts

Types of online-ing

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Social Influencers Anonymous.

"I usually work in snow."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Likes Makes Right

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

INSTAGRAM FEEDS MATTER

Downcycling with Debbie

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"I post therefore I am."

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Easy knitting project

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"I considered becoming a vegan but I'm trying to make my social media profile a little less annoying."

'Sorry, you have the wrong background for the job.'

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'