Online Form Survivor Gifts

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Online form - Submit.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Tax grab.

Desert Island Books

No Loitering

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

'Relax - this is only tax hell.'

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"Your appointment with the doctor is at eleven-fifteen, but his appointment with you is at twelve-fifteen."

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I can't find a darn thing wrong with your return -- could you come back tomorrow?'

IRS. I know how you feel, but you're not supposed to use emojis in your tax return.

"Here lies...died on-line."

Internot - No broadband in your area.

'For acall centre in Bangalore press 1 - for one in Hyderbad press......'

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

'I'm just here for a few of your favourite tax loopholes.'

'I'm bored! Do we have any bubblewrap?'