Salary Surviver Gifts

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

'I'm telling you, this is a tough place to work. Pass the pepper spray.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.