Tax Form Survivor Gifts

IRS. I know how you feel, but you're not supposed to use emojis in your tax return.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

City Dump: Resumes.