Tax Form Survivor Pillows

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Think positively, Cavendish -- being grossly underpaid is excellent job security!'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

City Dump: Resumes.