Tax Time Survivors Gifts

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Footing The Bill

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Tax Collector

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'